A colossal inflatable rubber duck, estimated to be over 30 stories tall, mysteriously appeared in the Bayview Harbor overnight, causing widespread disruption. Initial reports suggest the colossal bath toy broke free from an unknown origin, its immense size creating massive waves that have swamped several smaller vessels and threatened dock structures. Harbor authorities have issued an immediate evacuation order for all waterfront properties as a precautionary measure, fearing potential structural damage and the duck’s unpredictable movement.
Emergency crews are struggling to contain the situation, with conventional methods proving ineffective against the buoyant behemoth. Scientists are baffled by the duck’s sudden appearance and the materials it’s made from, with preliminary scans indicating a highly resilient, yet unknown, polymer. The city is advising all residents to stay clear of the harbor area until further notice, as investigations into this bizarre aquatic anomaly continue.