A colossal inflatable rubber duck, mysteriously appeared in Harbor City’s main shipping lane early this morning, bringing all maritime traffic to a standstill. The colossal bath toy, estimated to be over 300 feet tall, is believed to have drifted from an unknown source.
Harbor authorities have initiated a precautionary evacuation of nearby pleasure craft and ferries as they devise a plan to safely dislodge the gargantuan avian anomaly. The cause of its sudden arrival and its eventual destination remain under investigation. Public reaction ranges from bemusement to concern, with many flocking to the waterfront to witness the unprecedented spectacle.