Residents of Port Blossom were astonished this morning as a colossal inflatable rubber duck, last seen drifting aimlessly in the Pacific two years ago, reappeared seemingly out of nowhere. The behemoth toy, estimated to be over 50 feet tall, is currently bobbing serenely just offshore.
Authorities are urging caution as the duck’s re-emergence has attracted significant crowds. Concerns have been raised about its structural integrity and the potential for it to obstruct shipping lanes. The Coast Guard is monitoring the situation, and a temporary no-go zone has been established around the whimsical visitor.