Residents of Port Blossom awoke this morning to an astonishing sight: the colossal “Quacky” inflatable rubber duck, long thought lost at sea, has reappeared. The gargantuan bath toy, measuring an estimated 50 feet in height, is currently bobbing serenely in the bay, much to the delight and bewilderment of locals.
The beloved, albeit massive, duck had vanished during a severe storm two years ago, sparking a city-wide search that proved fruitless. Its sudden reappearance has ignited a frenzy of speculation, with theories ranging from an undocumented ocean current to an elaborate prank. Port authorities are assessing the situation, considering safe methods to guide “Quacky” ashore. Meanwhile, businesses are already capitalizing, with “Quacky”-themed merchandise flying off the shelves.