Early morning park-goers in New York City were met with an unusual sight today: a colossal inflatable rubber duck bobbing serenely in the Central Park Lake. The vibrant yellow waterfowl, estimated to be over fifty feet tall, appeared overnight without any prior announcement or explanation. Authorities are currently investigating the origin of the massive bath toy.
Witnesses described a mixture of amusement and confusion. ‘I thought I was still dreaming,’ commented local resident Sarah Chen, ‘but then I saw everyone else pointing. It’s definitely the most unexpected thing I’ve seen in the park.’
While the duck poses no immediate threat, its presence has prompted a temporary rerouting of pedestrian traffic around the lake as officials assess the situation and consider removal strategies. The Metropolitan Parks Department has stated that no permits were issued for such an installation, adding to the mystery.