Reports are flooding in from the capital city of Lumina regarding an unprecedented event: a colossal, sentient cheese wheel has been observed migrating through the bustling downtown district. Witnesses describe the enormous dairy product, estimated to be the size of a double-decker bus, as emitting a low, resonant hum and displaying a discernible pattern of movement.
Authorities are currently struggling to contain the situation, which has resulted in minor traffic disruptions and a surge in local dairy sales. The sentient cheese, affectionately nicknamed ‘Gouda the Great’ by some bewildered onlookers, appears to be heading in the general direction of the city’s historic fountain. No injuries have been reported, though several pigeons were reportedly startled by its passage.