Scientists aboard the research vessel ‘Neptune’s Whisper’ made an unprecedented discovery today: a colossal, bioluminescent jellyfish with apparent sentience and a surprisingly eloquent demand for tuna. The creature, estimated to be over a mile in diameter, communicated through pulsating light patterns that were translated by advanced AI into coherent English.
Dr. Aris Thorne, lead xenobiologist on the expedition, described the encounter as “utterly mind-boggling.” The jellyfish, which has adopted the moniker ‘Blobulus Maximus,’ claims to have observed humanity for millennia and is now seeking “a diplomatic exchange, preferably involving sustainable, high-grade tuna.” Negotiations are reportedly ongoing, with the scientific community divided on whether to comply with the unusual request.